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Hymnody chuckles

Posted on Mon, Aug 13, 2012

Here are some hymns for specific professions:

Dentist's Hymn.....................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn.....................There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn..........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn.........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn....................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn.......................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn....................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn.........................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn.......................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn..........................I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn.......He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn............................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...................God Will Take Care of You
65mph...................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph...................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories

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